The other day our dishwasher was closed and the 'done' light was on. This means a recent load was finished inside. So, I put some plates and things on the counter above the washer. Later, my wife informed that there was no sign on the washer that said "Only Edna unloads dishwasher". Hearing that, I took pity on her and said, "Oh, OK, I'll make you a sign." She started acting real strange. Stomping, mumbling something about "men", throwing a dishtowel, giving me strange looks, etc.
Wimmins, they don't 'preciate nutin'. I said I would make her a nice sign.