Market crash affects Japanese banking system

Ned Bulken

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BECAUSE OF THE MARKET CRASH, ORGAMI BANK HAS FOLDED.
SUMO BANK HAS GONE BELLY UP AND BONSAI BANK HAS ANNOUNCED
PLANS TO CUT SOME OF ITS BRANCHES.

YESTERDAY IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT KARAOKE BANK IS UP FOR SALE AND IS LIKELY TO GO FOR A SONG,

WHILE MANY SHARES IN KAMIKAZE BANK WERE SUSPENDED AFTER THEY NOSE-DIVED.

SAMURAI BANK IS SOLDIERING ALONG ON FOLLOWING SHARP CUTBACKS, AND NINJA BANK IS REPORTED TO HAVE TAKEN A HIT, BUT REMAINS IN THE BLACK.

FURTHERMORE, KARATE BANK GOT THE CHOP AND ANALYSTS REPORT
THAT THERE IS SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON AT SUSHI BANK, WHERE
IT IS FEARED THAT THE STAFF MAY GET A RAW DEAL.
 
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I as recall Bob Barker saying once on Truth or Consequences, that was 2/3 of a pun.

P.U. :p

Actually, I thought it was funny. Good one, Ned.
 
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