My wife showed me a little bag of broken chocolate covered pretzels the other night and told me those were for me.
I really dont need them, weight wise, nor do they agree with my digestive system, but they are one of the best tasting things on earth, so she makes me my own every year.
I was pretty sure she made pounds and pounds of them, not paying much attention this year, but she did tell me she was making them one day I spent at work.
I opened all the cabinets, looked whereever she had all the gifts stored and wrapped, and didnt find any.
I questioned her, she told me most of what she bought was given out already, and she hasnt made anymore.
She was out tonight at a business dinner, and I was looking for a scissor
I walked into my daughters room to grab one out of her desk drawer, and what a discovery!
I hit the mother load!
The woman was hiding them from me, hidden under the vanity blocked by the bench and other gifts.
I dont know how many pounds are here, in 3 different chocolates(white, dark, and milk), but I know if these were illegal drugs, Id be in prison for 50 consecutive life sentences if I was caught with this amount of pounds.
Oh, shes a sneaky little girl, so Ill skim a couple out of each bag each night and hide them for myself.
2 can play at that game.
(heres the proof, all stashed away in those large ziploc bags, Id guess 16-20 lbs worth)Attachment 26449
9 large ziplocs, 3 shopping bags filled.
I know shell wrap them up all pretty with bowls and bows and plates and boxes.