How about this one?
Looking to startle house guests ó or impress Toolmonger friends hanging out in the kitchen instead of the shop? If so, youíre likely the target market for the possibly-vaporware Pizza-Pro 3000. And before you ask: No, itís not motorized. (Though we imagine a little time in the shop could fix this, erm, design flaw.)
Offered along with dozens of other not-yet-available products on the WorldWideFred website, this appears to be simply a molded plastic circ saw shape attached to the top of a standard wheel-type pizza cutter. Yet it inexplicably draws our attention. Pizza-Pro 3000