This is just too funny.
This afternoon I had to run to ACE Hardware for a couple things. I parked the truck and walked into the store. As I got inside I was walking back to the department that had what I needed and I noticed some discomfort. It's not too bad out there but kind of warm and muggy. My butt was chafing and it was starting to get sore while walking around. I didn't think much about it and went about getting what I needed. I picked up a couple of the things I needed and started looking around. There's that darn chafing again. OUCH! No biggie, I can't wait til the weather cools down. Looked around another couple minutes and I stopped at one display to look at something. As I set it down I looked on the shelf below where I set it and there was a whole shelf full of "Anti Monkey Butt Powder". I had to do a double-take to make sure it said what I thought it did. Yep, it sure did. I picked it up and started to laugh. I've NEVER heard the term "Monkey Butt" before and laughed out loud again.
I got home and told the wife about it and she had a good laugh. A few minutes ago I googled "Monkey Butt" and they have a web site.
So if this hot sticky weather has you chafing maybe you should pick some up!