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    Talking a little humor

    Three Rednecks


    Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower -Steve, Larry and Tod.

    As they start their descent Steve slips, falls off the tower and is killed
    instantly.

    As the ambulance takes the body away, Tod says, "Well, dang, someone
    should go and tell his wife."

    Larry says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

    Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

    Tod says, "Where did you get that beer, Larry?"

    "Steve's wife gave it to me," Larry replies.

    "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
    you beer?"

    Well, not exactly", Larry says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,
    You must be Steve's widow'. She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a
    widow.".... then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

    Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff.
    A very wise man once said.......
    "I'll take my chances with Misseurs Smith and Wesson. "

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    Too funny! You've brightened my morning.
    “We all die. The goal isn't to live forever; the goal is to create something that will.” - Chuck Palahniuk

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    Steve, you owe me a keyboard and a monitor.
    Irony: The opposite of Wrinkly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Richards View Post
    Steve, you owe me a keyboard and a monitor.

    I would but I'm dead...you'll need to ask my widow. I hear she's gullible.
    A very wise man once said.......
    "I'll take my chances with Misseurs Smith and Wesson. "

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    Dang, Larry is good at that sensitive stuff!

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    now that is daur good steve you got this ugly mug cracked wide open on that one
    If in Doubt, Build it Stout!
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    Don't put off today till tomorrow!

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    update!

    actually the truth of the matter was i walked all the way to there house and left tod to guard the body from the buzzards,, so when i got there i was really dry, and she offerd me jist one, i said thanks but after drinkun that one. dont want to miss out on any free beer. told her that steve wouldnt be needin anymore casue he wasnt gonne be thirsty anymore he was gone..then we polished off the keg in fridge drowin her sorrows casue i was'nt sorry i was drinkun his beer. So i came back to tod with the case, i knew after settin in that hot sun all day that he would be dry too.. and his wife aint guilble she's just polish, aint her fault. RED necks fer EVER..send all contributions to My address.
    Last edited by larry merlau; 01-10-2007 at 04:01 PM. Reason: misun lettrs
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    thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by larry merlau View Post
    so when i got there i was really dry, and she offerd me jist one, i said thanks but after drinkun that one. dont want to miss out on any free beer. told her that steve wouldnt be needin anymore casue he wasnt gonne be thirsty anymore he was gone..then we polished off the keg in fridge

    Yep, like I said....that Larry is one real sensitive guy.

    Glad to see you are looking out for my stuff and not letting any of that beer go to waste....after all, what are friends for anyway.
    A very wise man once said.......
    "I'll take my chances with Misseurs Smith and Wesson. "

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