Three Rednecks
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower -Steve, Larry and Tod.
As they start their descent Steve slips, falls off the tower and is killed
instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Tod says, "Well, dang, someone
should go and tell his wife."
Larry says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Tod says, "Where did you get that beer, Larry?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Larry replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Larry says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,
You must be Steve's widow'. She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a
widow.".... then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff.
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower -Steve, Larry and Tod.
As they start their descent Steve slips, falls off the tower and is killed
instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Tod says, "Well, dang, someone
should go and tell his wife."
Larry says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Tod says, "Where did you get that beer, Larry?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Larry replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Larry says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,
You must be Steve's widow'. She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a
widow.".... then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff.