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    National Health Insurance

    The American Medical Association has weighed in on National Health Insurance.

    The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

    The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

    Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

    Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,

    Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were PO'd at the whole idea.

    The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the butts in Washington.
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    Thats Great!!

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    Good.
    I almost had a mod eruption when I saw the title.

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    Funny stuff, Dan.

    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Fusco View Post
    ...I almost had a mod eruption when I saw the title.
    You too, huh?
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    That's a great one! Thanks for the laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Fusco View Post
    Good.
    I almost had a mod eruption when I saw the title.
    Me, too!
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    I as a member cringed when I saw the title, and rolled on the ground when I finished reading

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Fusco View Post
    Good.
    I almost had a mod eruption when I saw the title.
    Me Four!

    Dan, thanks it made me laugh for sure!
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    I almost had a mod eruption when I saw the title.
    Yeah, That was my first thought, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Fusco View Post
    Good.
    I almost had a mod eruption when I saw the title.

    me too, oh, wait, I'm not a Mod anymore...
    I was ready with the report button... thankfully it hasn't devolved in that direction.


    very funny!
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