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    The Amabassador, Larry

    couldn't help it, i was just sooo inspired....

    he's quiet and soft spoken,
    makes things chocolate and oaken,
    his tools are not yet broken,
    the ambassador, larry.

    his shop is a museum,
    where people come to see him,
    his speakers are a scream,
    the ambassador, larry.

    neat?

    sweet?

    petite?

    so get a shop apron on,
    some chocolate will be sawn,
    we're gonna pay a call on,
    the ambassador, larry.

    now would thing be more of a bench dog, or a portable hold down?
    benedictione omnes bene

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    Toni is really going to need an explanation for that one!

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    I know this fella named Larry
    his chin is grey and hairy
    a heart of gold
    for a man so old
    when he wears a kilt, lets hope underneath is underweary.
    A very wise man once said.......
    "I'll take my chances with Misseurs Smith and Wesson. "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Ash View Post
    I know this fella named Larry
    his chin is grey and hairy
    a heart of gold
    for a man so old
    when he wears a kilt, lets hope underneath is underweary.
    wow.... Steve.... that was good... I'm cryin over here
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    clarification for toni

    this is thing...
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    benedictione omnes bene

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Ash View Post
    I know this fella named Larry
    his chin is grey and hairy
    a heart of gold
    for a man so old
    when he wears a kilt, lets hope underneath is underweary.
    That is really good Steve, but you have me a little worried as to just how often he wears his kilt. He wouldn't bring it with him on Tour Dewood 2010 would he?

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    Why Bill? Nothin wrong with a man in a kilt... Chucky has one too
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    There once was a woodman named Larry
    with a big grin and face that is hairy.
    He likes things stoutly built
    and he's been caught in a kilt.
    So we hope he's got stout underwear-y.

    And if I'm doing limericks, I guess it's only fair to do one about myself...

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    who wished he was thirty years younga.
    He'd hang out at the ocean
    with surfer guy notions,
    and tell all the babes cowabunga.
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    kilts are good for alot of things beats zippers ten to one...
    If in Doubt, Build it Stout!
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    Don't put off today till tomorrow!

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