The Amabassador, Larry

Dan Noren

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couldn't help it, i was just sooo inspired.... :D

he's quiet and soft spoken,
makes things chocolate and oaken,
his tools are not yet broken,
the ambassador, larry.

his shop is a museum,
where people come to see him,
his speakers are a scream,
the ambassador, larry.

neat? :thumb:

sweet? :rolleyes:

petite? :eek:

so get a shop apron on,
some chocolate will be sawn,
we're gonna pay a call on,
the ambassador, larry.

now would thing be more of a bench dog, or a portable hold down? :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
I know this fella named Larry
his chin is grey and hairy
a heart of gold
for a man so old
when he wears a kilt, lets hope underneath is underweary.
 
I know this fella named Larry
his chin is grey and hairy
a heart of gold
for a man so old
when he wears a kilt, lets hope underneath is underweary.

That is really good Steve, but you have me a little worried as to just how often he wears his kilt. He wouldn't bring it with him on Tour Dewood 2010 would he?
 
There once was a woodman named Larry
with a big grin and face that is hairy.
He likes things stoutly built
and he's been caught in a kilt.
So we hope he's got stout underwear-y. :eek:

And if I'm doing limericks, I guess it's only fair to do one about myself...

There once was a guy from Tujunga
who wished he was thirty years younga.
He'd hang out at the ocean
with surfer guy notions,
and tell all the babes cowabunga. :headbang:
 
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