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    Smile Good Mental health

    The man and women were in a mental hospital. They were walking past the pool when suddenly the man jumps into the poll and goes streight to the bottom. The women jumps in and rescues him. Every one was astomished and the head doctor figures that the women must be cured so he dewcides she can be discharged. The Doctor goes to her romm and says I have good news and bad news. The good news is that since you showed the presence of mind to save the man We feel that you are cured and were going to let you go home. The bad news is the man you saved hung himself with the belt from his robe. To wich the women replied Oh great when can I go home and by the way he hidn't hang himslf I hung him up to dry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Baer View Post
    The man and women were in a mental hospital. They were walking past the pool when suddenly the man jumps into the pool and goes straight to the bottom. The women jumps in and rescues him. Every one was astonished and the head doctor figures that the women must be cured so he decides she can be discharged. The Doctor goes to her room and says I have good news and bad news. The good news is that since you showed the presence of mind to save the man we feel that you are cured and were going to let you go home. The bad news is the man you saved hung himself with the belt from his robe. To which the women replied Oh great when can I go home and by the way he didn't hang himself I hung him up to dry.
    That was real funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughn McMillan View Post
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    "There’s a lot of work being done today that doesn’t have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesn’t have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
    The Pessimist complains about the wind; The Optimist expects it to change;The Realist adjusts the sails.~ William Arthur Ward

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    Good one Don.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughn McMillan View Post
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    I haven't seen this one before either Don...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughn McMillan View Post
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    Keeping everyone in suspense Vaughn??
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