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    'Talking Dog For Sale

    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in
    front of a broken down shanty-style house:

    'Talking Dog For Sale '

    He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in
    the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
    retriever sitting there.

    'You talk?' he asks.

    'Yep,' the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk,
    he says 'So, what's your story?'

    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when
    I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

    'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the
    jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

    'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

    'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

    'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.
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    See. Character does matter!
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    Almost as smart as my dog!
    Remember the tea kettle - it is always up to its neck in hot water, yet it
    still sings!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Gallian View Post
    Almost as smart as my dog!
    When my dog wrote that joke, I told her it was gonna go over well.
    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
    When the weird get going, they start their own forum. - Vaughn McMillan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughn McMillan View Post
    When my dog wrote that joke, I told her it was gonna go over well.
    I've heard dogs take after their owners many get to be more & more alike some even look a lot like their owners.
    "Forget the flat stuff slap something on the spinny thing and lets go, we're burning daylight" Bart Leetch
    "If it ain't round you may be a knuckle dragger""Turners drag their nuckles too, they just do it at a higher RPM"Bart

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    Yeah but Vaughn's dog felt so under appreciated, it posted this on the web and gave it to everyone free of charge instead of selling it!!!
    Jon

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