A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.
When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE!
Immediately the man shouts back - WITCH!
The man laughs. is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.
Moral of the story: Men never listen and, when they do, they don't understand one word a woman says.