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    killin dem rats

    Cajun rat killin!
    Cajun rat killin
    Boudreaux was out in da field talkin' wit his frien Thibodeaux.

    Thibodeaux said, "Boudreaux, you see dat ole barn out dere? Well man, it's completely infestered wit rats. I tried everything I know an can't get rid of dem."

    Boudreaux say, "Thibodeaux, I know xactly how to get rid of dem rats. You gotta get you one of dem bull constriptors."

    Thibodeaux say, "What's a bull constriptor?"

    Boudreaux explains, "Man, dats one of dem big ole snakes and he loves to eat rats and swallers dem whole, all at once".

    Well, da nex day Thibodeaux went down to Klibert's Reptile Farm and bought him da biggest bull constripter dat dey got. He brought dat snake to da barn an let him loose right in da middle and just sat dere and watched. Well, Thibodeaux was watchin' for a long time, I mean long, an dere wasn't nuttin ' happening. Dat big ole snake jus curled up hiself in da middle of dat barn and slept all day. He didn't even move and dem rats jus run all around.

    So Thibodeaux got real frustrated and he called up Boudreaux on da
    phone, "Boudreaux, man dats some bad advice bout dat snake.Dem rats is still runnin' al around and dat snake jus lays dere sleepin' all day long."

    Boudreaux says, "Man, Thibodeaux, I know just what to do. Give dat snake some Viagra."

    Thibodeaux say, "What! Viagra! What's dat gonna do?"

    Boudreaux say,"I was just listening to da radio and de man say dat
    Viagra is da best ting to use for a 'reptile dysfunction'!!!!!!!!!!"
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    Cool one I had to figure out the accent but that was quite easy the way you wrote it
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    I dont care who ya that right there was funny
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    cheers

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