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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    somewhere east of Queen Creek, AZ - South East of Phoenix

    Rooster Jigsaw puzzle.

    A blond calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blond says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle...

    She lets him in, and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea and then..." he said with a deep sigh,....

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    "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
    "There’s a lot of work being done today that doesn’t have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesn’t have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
    The Pessimist complains about the wind; The Optimist expects it to change;The Realist adjusts the sails.~ William Arthur Ward

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Honolulu, Hawaii

    Rooster Jigsaw puzzle.

    Oh Boy Don,

    That was a great way to start my day.


    Aloha, Tony

    BTW, it's only 7:00 am here now.
    "You got to learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself". (Author unknown)

    "Time flies like..... an arrow,,,Fruit flies like..... a banana." Groucho Marx

    Ah,,,to live in Paradise!

    Registered voting member

    Fighting for all I am worth, and praying every day.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Amherst, New Hampshire
    Faith, Hope & Charity

  4. #4
    Thanks Don,

    I sent this to a few friends !!!

    Remember the tea kettle - it is always up to its neck in hot water, yet it
    still sings!

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