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    Fishing story

    Finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran
    out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth snake with a frog in his mouth, and
    frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog
    in his mouth.

    I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in
    my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake
    without getting bit. I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a
    little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back and he went limp. I
    released him into the lake without incident and carried on my fishing with
    the frog.

    A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same
    darn snake with two frogs in his mouth.
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    That's great !!!
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    Love it! just sent it to my dad!
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    That sounds like a Jack Daniels marketing story.

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    Had to forward that to my son. Thanks!

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    Good mid-day snicker Don

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    good clean and funny
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    Thumbs up

    good one!
    Richard "Butch" Leshner

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    A joke I got to tell my students!!! The outdoorskids understood immediately, the others, well, they got it explained, even then some probably still didn't get it!!
    Jon

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    Brilliant Don Will pass it on.
    cheers

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