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    Another stupid joke



    A strawberry blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass.

    She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART!

    Why WAL-MART??

    HELLOOOOOOOOO!

    WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I know you saw this last week!
    Remember the tea kettle - it is always up to its neck in hot water, yet it
    still sings!

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    dumb joke there paul! where do you get such stupid jokes? Oh my from the internet -- well just keep talking to yourself it will get better.
    Last edited by Paul Gallian; 03-10-2010 at 02:52 AM.
    Remember the tea kettle - it is always up to its neck in hot water, yet it
    still sings!

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    Of course no offense was meant ! just the was it was sent to me.

    My wife is was very blonde but has darken with age and she is one of the smartest people I know.. one of those super high I Q people and slightly lacking mechanical insight.

    I really like to tease Wally Mart people..
    Remember the tea kettle - it is always up to its neck in hot water, yet it
    still sings!

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