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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    somewhere east of Queen Creek, AZ - South East of Phoenix

    Blonde Handywomen

    A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out
    as a 'Handywoman' and started canvassing the neighborhoods.
    She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he
    had any odd jobs for her to do. 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to
    paint my porch,' he said. 'How much will you charge me?'

    The blonde quickly responded, 'How about $50?'

    The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need
    was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her
    husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the

    He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'

    The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
    those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'

    A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect
    her money. 'You finished already?' the husband asked.

    'Yes,' the blonde replied, 'and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two
    coats - no extra charge.'

    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

    'And by the way,' the blonde added ... 'it's not a Porch -- it's a Lexus.'
    "There’s a lot of work being done today that doesn’t have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesn’t have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
    The Pessimist complains about the wind; The Optimist expects it to change;The Realist adjusts the sails.~ William Arthur Ward

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Mountain Home, Arkansas
    That's an old, really-really old, one. Still funny.
    "Folks is funny critters."

    Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too. ~Voltaire

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Good one, I didn't know it, so I'll translate it for my friends.
    Best regards,

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    I also dream of a shop with north light where my hands can be busy, my soul rest and my mind wander...

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