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Thread: Rednecks and the cell phone tower

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    Oct 2006
    somewhere east of Queen Creek, AZ - South East of Phoenix

    Rednecks and the cell phone tower

    Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and
    Donnie. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower
    and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie
    says, "Well, darn, someone should go and tell his wife."

    Donnie says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

    Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

    Ronnie says, "Where did you get that beer, Donnie? "

    "Cooter's wife give it to me," Donnie replies.

    "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
    gave you beer?"

    "Well, not exactly", Donnie says. "When she answered the door, I said to
    her, you must be Cooter's widow."

    She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow."

    Then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

    Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive stuff
    "There’s a lot of work being done today that doesn’t have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesn’t have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
    The Pessimist complains about the wind; The Optimist expects it to change;The Realist adjusts the sails.~ William Arthur Ward

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    Delton, Michigan
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    It could be worse You could be on fire.
    Stupid hurts.

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    bethel springs TN, but was born and raised in north east PA

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    Kansas City, Missouri

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    Billings Missouri near Springfield Mo
    I dont kare who ya are that right there was funny
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