Not sure why we bother putting locks on doors...

brent, the sad reality of it all is that no matter what you do, Im quite certain the lowlife criminals will find a way to do what they do best.
I think you fixing it up quicker and selling it is the best approach.

Karl my plan was a local river.

Hey Brent trying to see the brighter and funnier side here just for a cheer you up laugh but the sign assumes the guys who hit the place can read either of the languages.

I think you should rather resort to some sort of graphic warning of danger like electrocution or traps like a cage and an animal.

Picture tells a thousand words.

I would also put a warning on with picture of CCTV camera they dont need to know where the non existent camera is.

Man i feel your pain. Guess these guys are lucky we aint in charge of rounding them up, i think the cops are far too placid. I am all for breaking a hand so they wont break your door again. Trouble is then they cant use a pick on the chain gang.