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Thread: The Journey of a Man

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    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    somewhere east of Queen Creek, AZ - South East of Phoenix

    The Journey of a Man

    When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend was well endowed. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend was well endowed, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for

    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
    and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
    totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
    so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
    her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
    She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
    She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So
    I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

    When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
    firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
    divorced me and took everything I owned.

    I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl who is well endowed.

    "There’s a lot of work being done today that doesn’t have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesn’t have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
    The Pessimist complains about the wind; The Optimist expects it to change;The Realist adjusts the sails.~ William Arthur Ward

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    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    And that closes the circle,
    Best regards,

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    I also dream of a shop with north light where my hands can be busy, my soul rest and my mind wander...

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    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Billings Missouri near Springfield Mo
    A Turn N Time
    Components for John Smith Organs and the Hobby Organ Builder

    Frog Pond Guitars

    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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    Amherst, New Hampshire
    Faith, Hope & Charity

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