Anonymous (but very reliable) sources have supplied Family Woodworking with secret spy camera shots of a die-hard flatworker as he takes the plunge into the Vortex. He was obviously trying to disguise himself for fear of being spotted and exposed as the turncoat he really is. I know all of us turners would welcome him into the group, but I suspect he'll deny that it's him in the photos, even though this is irrefutable, unretouched photographic evidence that he did indeed enter the Abyss.
I'm sure his flatworker buddies would be shocked, SHOCKED I say, if they knew he was flirting with the Dark Side. (Who can blame the guy? We've got cookies and all that.) I know who it is, and if he sees these pics, he'll also know, but do any of the rest of you guys care to take a guess who this is?
I have more pics, but we'll start with these and add more later if necessary.