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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    somewhere east of Queen Creek, AZ - South East of Phoenix

    Talking Cabela's

    Awoman goes intoCabela'sto buy a rod and reel for
    her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one
    to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the

    A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark
    shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me
    anything about this rod and reel?'

    He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if
    you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything
    from the sound it makes.' She doesn't believe him
    but drops it on the counter anyway.

    He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite
    rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB Test line. It's a
    good all around combination; and it's on sale this week
    for only $20.00.'

    She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that
    just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll
    take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops
    on the floor.

    'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.

    She bends down to pick it up and
    accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed,
    but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell
    it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know
    that she was the only person around?

    The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be
    $34.50 please.'

    The woman is totally confused by this and asks,
    'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale
    for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'

    He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but
    the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is
    "There’s a lot of work being done today that doesn’t have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesn’t have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
    The Pessimist complains about the wind; The Optimist expects it to change;The Realist adjusts the sails.~ William Arthur Ward

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Kansas City, Missouri

    I suspect she paid for the duck call and catfish wife would have.

    To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word “boo.” – Robert Brault


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