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Thread: Idle Thoughts of a Wandering Mind

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    Oct 2006
    somewhere east of Queen Creek, AZ - South East of Phoenix

    Talking Idle Thoughts of a Wandering Mind

    I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

    I had amnesia once -- or twice.

    I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart. Now what?

    Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

    All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

    If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

    What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

    They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

    Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

    Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

    One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

    My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

    I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

    The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

    How can there be self-help "groups"?

    If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

    Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

    Is it me--or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

    "There’s a lot of work being done today that doesn’t have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesn’t have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
    The Pessimist complains about the wind; The Optimist expects it to change;The Realist adjusts the sails.~ William Arthur Ward

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    May 2007
    Kansas City, Missouri
    Things that make you say hmm...

    To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word “boo.” – Robert Brault

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    Dec 2007
    Billings Missouri near Springfield Mo
    A Turn N Time
    Components for John Smith Organs and the Hobby Organ Builder

    Frog Pond Guitars

    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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