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    Understanding Women

    So that's how it works?
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    Gee I've been married for 37 years and never knew it was that simple..
    "There’s a lot of work being done today that doesn’t have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesn’t have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
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    No No that is the formula for the single guys. Married guys know that it changes on a daily basis, without warning.
    Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES..... NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS...............

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    Sorry to burst your bubble guys but its mathematically impossible.
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    Why would you want to understand women

    I'm just happy one lovely lady puts up with me
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    Ditto Stu's theory!!!!!!!
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    Too true Stu. I got to thinking about all of the guys posting how long they've been married and all of us congratulating them. I think we made a mistake. We should have been congratulating their wives! (for putting up with them!)
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    I do not want the wife to see this post

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    I'm married with 5 daughters. They tolerate me. I don't understand them
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    There was once a fellow that found a lamp on the sea shore & when he started to rub it out popped a genie who told him he had 1 wish. So he wished for a highway from the Pacific coast to Hawaii to visit family you see he said I am afraid of planes & ships. The genie said this is impossible do you realize what you asking & all that it entails. Make another wish. So the man says ok I want to understand women. The Genie says ok how wide did you want that highway & how many lanes each way.
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