Who's on 1st , a little twist....

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on　First?" - might have turned out something like this:
　　
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT　
ABBOTT: Super Duper　Computer Store. Can I help　you?　
COSTELLO: Thanks.　 I'm setting up an office　in my den and I'm thinking about buying a　 computer.　
ABBOTT:　 Mac?　
COSTELLO: No, the　name's　Lou.　
ABBOTT: Your　computer?　
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy　 one.　
ABBOTT:　 Mac?　
COSTELLO: I told　you, my name's Lou.　
ABBOTT: What about　Windows?　
COSTELLO:　 Why?　 Will it get stuffy in here?　
ABBOTT: Do you want　a　computer with Windows?　
COSTELLO: I don't　know.　 What will I see when I look at the windows?　　
ABBOTT:　 Wallpaper.　
COSTELLO: Never　mind　the windows. I need a computer and software.　　
ABBOTT: Software　for Windows?　
COSTELLO: No. On　the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses　and run my business.　
What do you have?　
ABBOTT:　 Office.　
COSTELLO: Yeah, for　my　office. Can you recommend anything?　
ABBOTT: I　　 just did.　
COSTELLO: You just　did　what?　
ABBOTT:　 Recommend　something.　
COSTELLO: You　recommended　something?　
ABBOTT:　 Yes.　
COSTELLO: For my　office?　
ABBOTT:　 Yes.　
COSTELLO: OK, what　did you recommend for my　office?　
ABBOTT:　 Office.　
COSTELLO: Yes, for　my office!　
ABBOTT: I　　 recommend Office with Windows.　
COSTELLO: I　　 already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal.　
What do I　need?
ABBOTT:　 Word.　
COSTELLO: What　word?　
ABBOTT: Word　in Office.　
COSTELLO: The only　word in office is　office.　
ABBOTT: The Word in　Office for　Windows.　
COSTELLO: Which　word in office for　windows?　
ABBOTT: The Word　you get when you click　the blue "W".　
COSTELLO: I'm going　to click your　blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers.　
What about　financial bookkeeping?
You have anything I can track my money　with?　
ABBOTT:　 Money.　
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?　
ABBOTT:　 Money.　
COSTELLO: I need money to　track my money?　
ABBOTT: It comes　bundled with　your computer.　
COSTELLO: What's　bundled with my　computer?　
ABBOTT:　 Money.　
　COSTELLO: Money　comes with my computer?　
ABBOTT: Yes. No　extra charge.　
COSTELLO: I　　 get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?　　
ABBOTT: One　copy.　
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?　
ABBOTT: Microsoft　gave us　a license to copy Money.　
COSTELLO: They can　give　you a license to copy money?　
ABBOTT: Why　not?　 THEY OWN IT!　
(A few days later)　
ABBOTT: Super Duper　computer store. Can I　help you?　
COSTELLO: How do I　turn my computer　off?　
ABBOTT: Click　on　 "START".............

I can see that in my head. Those 2 were good.

Haha, good laugh, Dave