Programmer - An organism that turns coffee into software.
If all your friends are exactly like you, What an un-interesting life it must be.
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" Ogden Nash
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
When the weird get going, they start their own forum. - Vaughn McMillan
Its really great for me as a person to see you guys in the USA getting back to yourselves again. Vaughn, Brent you guys have an amazing sense of humor. Bet that dog would not be happy if some archaeologist suddenly said hey i want my dinosaur bone back or some museum curator came running down the road for t rexs ankle bone.