Paul Gallian
In Memoriam
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Just a little Saturday cemetery humor.
Harry Edsel Smith
of Albany, New York :
Born 1903--Died 1942.
Looked up the elevator
shaft to see if the
Car was on the way down.
It was.
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In a Thurmont, Maryland , cemetery:
Here lies
an Atheist
All dressed up and
no place to go.
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On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in
East Dalhousie Cemetery , Nova Scotia :
Here lies
Ezekial Aikle
Age 102.
Only The Good Die Young.
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in a London , England cemetery:
Here lies
Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767
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In a Ribbesford, England , cemetery:
Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread,
and The Lord sent them manna.
Clark Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.
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In a Ruidoso, New Mexico , cemetery:
Here
lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon him for not rising.
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In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania , cemetery:
Here lies the body of
Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the
brake.
