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    Don's jokes

    As some of you know, Don has been posting some jokes. Saw this, thought of some of his, thought it couldn't be any worse ( ). Hope you enjoy, if not, it's all Don's fault, he started it!!!!!!!!!!!!



    In a classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

    However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair the requirement to be a natural born citizen was. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

    The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating “What makes a "natural born" citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"


    Yep, these are the same kind of 18-year-olds that just voted in our last election!

    They breed and they walk Among US
    Jon

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    "There’s a lot of work being done today that doesn’t have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesn’t have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
    The Pessimist complains about the wind; The Optimist expects it to change;The Realist adjusts the sails.~ William Arthur Ward

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    Was she blond?

    ( no offence intended to any blond wife, daughter or relative of any of the members, just following the joke)
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    ME......

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    NOT TOUCHING......
    The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
    William Arthur Ward

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    Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES..... NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS...............

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    No worse than my oldest daughter. "There ain't bit of breeze, the trees are stiff" Yep, she wants to be an engineer.

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