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    Is this two Political ?

    A Georgia Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
    leaving from Atlanta when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard
    that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly
    and said to the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

    'Oh, I don't know,' said the southern congressman. 'How about global warming or universal health care', and he smiles smugly.

    OK, ' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you
    a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

    The southern legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
    thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss global
    warming or universal health care when you don't know poop?

    Jiggs Elphison
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    Funny joke, just use the word that most kids would use....

    "Poop"
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    Pretty funny Jiggs
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    I think that funny... but the first time I heard it, the little girl used the less politically correct term... you know the one that begins with "S"
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    We could do with some of those kids here.
    cheers

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