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Thread: Two ole woodworkers

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    Apr 2009
    Outside the beltway

    Two ole woodworkers

    Two ole woodworkers went hunting and hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt
    > moose. They bagged four.
    > As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot
    > tells them the plane can take only two moose.
    > The two objected strongly, stating, "Last year we shot four
    > moose, and the pilot let us put them all on board, and he had the same
    > plane as yours."
    > Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all four were loaded. Unfortunately,
    > even at full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and
    > crashed a few minutes after takeoff.
    > Climbing out of the wreck, Larry asked Frank, "Any idea where we
    > are?"
    > Frank replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last
    > year."
    I dream a lot. I do more painting when I'm not painting. It's in the subconscious.
    ::: Andrew Wyeth :::

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    Oct 2006
    ABQ NM
    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
    When the weird get going, they start their own forum. - Vaughn McMillan

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    Dec 2006
    Indianapolis area
    Good grief--I agree with Vaughn!


    "Individual commitment to a group effort--that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work."
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    Jul 2009
    Amherst, New Hampshire
    Faith, Hope & Charity

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    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Mountain Home, Arkansas
    11,698's funny because?????

    "Folks is funny critters."

    Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too. ~Voltaire

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Victoria BC
    In the same vein

    A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Laramie, Wyoming. He sits at the
    counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a
    full bowl of chili.

    After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy
    bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

    The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his
    best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

    Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
    and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom
    and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he
    immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.

    The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too.

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