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Thread: New Safeway

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Tellico Plains, Tennessee

    New Safeway

    A new supermarket opened in Morristown, TN. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

    In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

    In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

    I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
    Tellico Plains, TN
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  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    somewhere east of Queen Creek, AZ - South East of Phoenix
    "There’s a lot of work being done today that doesn’t have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesn’t have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
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  3. #3
    Thanks that was funny!
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  4. #4
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    North of Reno, NV...middle of the desert
    Safeway is one of my major accounts (at least for what I do). Pretty funny. I am familiar with the thunderstorms, but buy all my TP (apparently fortunately) at Costco

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Billings Missouri near Springfield Mo
    That made me laugh
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    Jul 2009
    Amherst, New Hampshire
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