Dan Mooney
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Not sure if this has been posted here before or not, but I saw this on a T-Shirt: Anyone have any other reasons?
"TOP TEN REASONS YOU MIGHT BE A WOODWORKER"
10. YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE AND SAWDUST COMES OUT.
9. MISSING A DIGIT (CAN ONLY COUNT TO 9).
8. NO LINT IN THE BELLY BUTTON, JUST WOOD CHIPS.
7. YOU SMELL LIKE A HAMSTER CAGE.
6. YOUR FINGERNAILS ARE A NICE SHADE OF MAHOGANY.
5. YOU NEVER THROW ANYTHING AWAY BECAUSE YOU MIGHT NEED IT.
4. YOUR VEHICLE HAS NEVER SEEN THE INSIDE OF A GARAGE.
3. YOU'VE GOT SAWDUST IN LOW PLACES.
2. THE SMELL OF SAWDUST TAKES YOU TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE.
1. YOU NEVER LET YOUR SPOUSE BUY FURNITURE BECAUSE YOU CAN "MAKE IT."
"TOP TEN REASONS YOU MIGHT BE A WOODWORKER"
10. YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE AND SAWDUST COMES OUT.
9. MISSING A DIGIT (CAN ONLY COUNT TO 9).
8. NO LINT IN THE BELLY BUTTON, JUST WOOD CHIPS.
7. YOU SMELL LIKE A HAMSTER CAGE.
6. YOUR FINGERNAILS ARE A NICE SHADE OF MAHOGANY.
5. YOU NEVER THROW ANYTHING AWAY BECAUSE YOU MIGHT NEED IT.
4. YOUR VEHICLE HAS NEVER SEEN THE INSIDE OF A GARAGE.
3. YOU'VE GOT SAWDUST IN LOW PLACES.
2. THE SMELL OF SAWDUST TAKES YOU TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE.
1. YOU NEVER LET YOUR SPOUSE BUY FURNITURE BECAUSE YOU CAN "MAKE IT."