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Thread: Senior Breakfast

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Portland, Oregon

    Senior Breakfast

    We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

    'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

    'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

    'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously..

    'YES!' stated the waitress.

    'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

    'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

    'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

    Don't mess with Seniors!
    Jesus was a Woodworker

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    somewhere east of Queen Creek, AZ - South East of Phoenix

    I love it.
    "There’s a lot of work being done today that doesn’t have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesn’t have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
    The Pessimist complains about the wind; The Optimist expects it to change;The Realist adjusts the sails.~ William Arthur Ward

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Indianapolis area
    Now that's funny! Sounds like something LOML would do.


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  4. #4
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Delton, Michigan
    sometimes the specials are just that and sometime the specials are the customers
    If in Doubt, Build it Stout!
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  5. #5
    HAH! Very funny

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Central NY State
    Dan, did your wife really do that??

    If yes, then cool.

  7. #7
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    Jul 2009
    Amherst, New Hampshire
    That is the best yet !!!
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  8. #8
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Kansas City, Missouri
    Now that is funny...I needed that...Thanks!

    To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word “boo.” – Robert Brault

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    ABQ NM
    Back in my traveling band days, I stopped for breakfast by myself at Denny's in Great Falls, Montana one morning. Apparently, the locals could tell I wasn't from around those parts, because the whole restaurant went silent for a minute when I walked in and took a seat. This was pretty common when the whole band would show up at a restaurant, but didn't happen much when I was eating solo.

    Since they already figured I was strange, and since I didn't want to disappoint anybody, when the waitress asked how I wanted the eggs, I said "Raw". She got a puzzled look on her face, so I said "Raw. In a coffee cup." She rolled her eyes, then went back to the kitchen, where I heard her say "I need a Number 3 breakfast...but this guy wants the eggs RAW!" A few minutes later she arrived with my breakfast, just like I'd ordered it. I chugged the eggs, ate my toast and bacon, paid my bill and left a nice tip, then headed back to the hotel. Just a normal, everyday guy.
    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
    When the weird get going, they start their own forum. - Vaughn McMillan

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    North West Indiana
    For five years my breakfast going out the door in the morning was two eggs in a glass! Got food poisoning from raw chocolate chip cookie dough, won't take the risk any more!
    My dad owned a Mobil station. The lady down the highway where we ate lunch daily used to bring in her own filter and oil when she wanted her oil changed. One morning after changing the oil dad took her a loaf of bread and a dozen eggs and ordered his breakfast. She came out, gave him a look, of course the whole table of guys were crying from laughing so hard, she went back in, made his breakfast and bought her oil and filter from him from that day on. Dad said they never talked about that to the day she died.
    Dan, sharp lady you got!!
    God and family, the rest is icing on the cake.

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