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    Bad day

    Ok not one to post jokes but this one has to be shared.

    Bad Day

    There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.


    "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

    "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."


    "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me."


    "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you, you jack-ass, show up and drink the whole thing!
    But enough about me, how's your day going?"
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    Good one Drew.
    cheers

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    Darren

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    I don't care who ya are that right thar was funny
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    Very funny!
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    good joke. Thanks.

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    A true good one,
    Best regards,
    Toni

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