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    Ultimate Throne

    Got this pic from my former wife...she said it must be a guy thing:

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    This is apparently a tricked out toilet that Roto-Rooter had built. "Special features include an iPod music player and speakers, an Xbox video game console, a refrigerator filled with drinks and snacks and a cycling exercise machine."

    Now is it just me, or does this color scheme look somewhat Festoolian? There are some really bad jokes waiting to be made, but I'll step away from the temptation, in hopes of not giving the Mods too much grief.

    (And no offense intended towards Festool owners, of course. It takes a real man to use chartreuse green tools. Maybe someday even I will be a real man.)
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    only in california vaughn! we still have sliver moons in the doors here in the sticks
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    What, no microwave..........

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    And people look at me funny when I tell them I'd like to have a magazine rack over the TP roll!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughn McMillan View Post
    This is apparently a tricked out toilet that Roto-Rooter had built. "Special features include ........... a cycling exercise machine.
    Sounds like someone needs a little more fiber in their diet!
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    Stu said he paid $5,000.00 for his toilet. Maybe that's it.

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    Seen those on TV the other day.
    What a Hoot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughn McMillan View Post
    Got this pic from my former wife...she said it must be a guy thing:

    It may be a man thing but some women had something to do with the design. No real man would have a fuzzey toilet set cover..
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    that thing is definitely aimed at the seriously overplayed gamer. I know a few who won't get food unless you remind them, so that's the market. You can still play and never have to get up to 'Go'. sheesh.
    -Ned

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    My dad's a custom home builder and he put in a toilet like that. It was the dumbest thing I've ever seen. As soon as you sit down it takes your temp. Perfect waste of money at 8 grand.

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