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Thread: Shop Motto

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Scappoose, Oregon

    Shop Motto

    You've probably seen it before, but wifey saw it in a catalog and surprised me with it today. HAD to post it.

    I came out of the womb like Moses down from the mount, with a Thesarus in one arm and a manuscript in the other.
    Mom was happy they weren’t stone tablets.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Portland, Oregon
    And there's always this one!

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    Jesus was a Woodworker

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    GTA Ontario Canada
    Both excellent.

    My Dads favorite was "Act in haste repent at your leisure" I still here those words today and now i am a procrastinatorwith a workbench that still has no dog holes.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Reno NV
    Hah! Those signs sure have a place in my shop...
    Programmer - An organism that turns coffee into software.
    If all your friends are exactly like you, What an un-interesting life it must be.
    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" Ogden Nash

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Amherst, New Hampshire
    Faith, Hope & Charity

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Oak Harbor Washington on Whidbey Island
    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Keeble View Post
    Both excellent.

    My Dads favorite was "Act in haste repent at your leisure" I still here those words today and now i am a procrastinatorwith a workbench that still has no dog holes.
    I'll bet you don't have a dog that will stick it's tail in the dog holes if you had them.
    "Forget the flat stuff slap something on the spinny thing and lets go, we're burning daylight" Bart Leetch
    "If it ain't round you may be a knuckle dragger""Turners drag their nuckles too, they just do it at a higher RPM"Bart

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    Do no harm!
    Remember the tea kettle - it is always up to its neck in hot water, yet it
    still sings!

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    No, not all of SoCal is Los Angeles!
    Those are classic ;-) I have a sign that says

    This Machine has no Brain
    Use Your OWN"

    "Cut Onc", "Cut Onc" The physical appearance of the sign along with the statement is hilarious.
    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
    - Arthur C. Clarke

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Between Aledo and Fort Worth, TX
    Don't have this in my shop (yet) but a sign my Grandmother had in her house as long as I can remember: "The hurrier I go, the behinder I get" Seems fitting for a shop. Jim.
    Coolmeadow Setters...
    Exclusively Irish!
    Home of Irish Setter Rescue of North Texas
    When Irish Eyes are smiling, they're usually up to something!!
    At a minimum, I'm Pentatoxic...but most likely, I'm a Pentaholic. There seems to be no known cure. Pentatonix, winners of The Sing Off, season 3

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    North of Reno, NV...middle of the desert
    Violators will be shot
    Survivors will be shot again

    (Hope this isn't against the rules )

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