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  1. #1
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    Nov 2006
    Oak Harbor Washington on Whidbey Island

    A man was telling his neighbor

    A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'
    'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
    'Twelve thirty..'
    "Forget the flat stuff slap something on the spinny thing and lets go, we're burning daylight" Bart Leetch
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  2. #2
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    Nov 2006
    Mountain Home, Arkansas
    As funny as it is, it is not funny.
    My hearing aids cost $5,000.00, compliments of the VA.
    No doubt they amplify sound but I cannot say they are an aid to hearing.
    Lot of reasons for that comment.
    But, I do notice, instead of me asking "what?" when others are talking and I am not wearing them, others now ask me "what?" when I speak while wearing them.
    "Folks is funny critters."

    Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too. ~Voltaire

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