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    Naming Kids

    So a women goes into labor and her husband is out of town. Her husband Brother takes her to the Hospital and she gives birth to twins a girls and a boy. Later after she has recovered her husband arrives to see her and says "well my brother provided the names for the twins because you wern't able and i wasn't around. "
    The new mother looked a little shaken with this news since she knew her brother in law was kinda differant and said "well what did ho name then "

    "well" the husband replied "he named the Girl Denise"
    "Thats not so bad" the wife replied "what did he name the boy ?"
    "Da Nephew" the husband answered
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    That is good, but on a serious side it is getting about that bad. Twin girls named Grapello and Orangello. This is true.

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    When my oldest daughter was born (37 years ago) there was a young girl, about 16 years old, in the same room who named her twins Pebbles and Bam Bam.
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    My cousin named her daughter Alannah and her son Myles

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    My sister's four kids are named Excea, Keerie, Orion, and Xon.

    The rest of the family has no clue as to how she came up with those names.
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    There was a news item some years ago about a new mother who gave her baby daughter a name that required five handwritten pages.
    Have to feel sorry for the girl, especially when filling out forms with a tiny space that says "put entire name here".
    "Folks is funny critters."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Fusco View Post
    There was a news item some years ago about a new mother who gave her baby daughter a name that required five handwritten pages.
    Have to feel sorry for the girl, especially when filling out forms with a tiny space that says "put entire name here".
    Is the middle name Woebegone?
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