Haven't seen this one before...

Bill Lantry

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Hey, folks,

Stop me if you've heard this one, but it seemed somehow appropriate: A Toolbox Christmas.

No, I am *not* making this up! :rofl:

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Here's the blurb. Note this is the publisher's blurb! :thumb:

"What could be more Christmassy than goofy novelty record albums of goofy novelty songs you've heard all your life and have a distinctly love-hate relationship with? This wonderfully horrible record combines all the sounds that a well-stocked, Tim Allen-style tool shop can produce, if one is so inclined to use a drill press, bag of nails, saw, ratchet, table saw, and vacuum as musical instruments. Together with traditional wind instruments, mandolin, and a dulcimer, Phillips plays the carpenter's greatest yuletide hits. As the liner notes very correctly state, "Tchaikovsky's beloved 'Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy' may never sound the same to you again once you've experienced Phillips's ensemble of antique hand drill, mandolin, anvil, T-square, level, and pipes." This is a great novelty gift, particularly for that relative you're not necessarily fond of."

Oh, my goodness! What next?!? :rofl:

Thanks,

Bill
 
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