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    Dec 2008
    falcon heights, minnesota

    texas preparedness

    Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?" "Yes, I am." "Well then, better tell me what you got." Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot." "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?" "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it." "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range?" "Nope." "Well then, what are you afraid of?" "Not a darned thing"
    benedictione omnes bene

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    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    ABQ NM
    That's a good one. I've already stolen it and sent it on.
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    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    GTA Ontario Canada
    Very good Dan. Not sure my anti gun friends up here will appreciate that joke until they down in Mexico at a resort and it gets shot up.

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    Reno NV
    I stole it and sent it on too...

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    Jul 2009
    Amherst, New Hampshire
    I stole it also
    Faith, Hope & Charity

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    Dec 2008
    Santa Claus, In
    Hey, he stole my car.

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    Mountain Home, Arkansas
    You beat me to it. I was going to post here.
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    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    somewhere east of Queen Creek, AZ - South East of Phoenix
    that could be Arizona except in Arizona ya don't need a CCW permit...
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