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    Accident in Church

    An elderly couple is attending church service.

    About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.

    It says, "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

    He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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    Darren

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    cheers

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    Faith, Hope & Charity

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    I was almost afraid to open this one up

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