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Thread: 50 Yard Line at the Superbowl

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    Dec 2008
    Portland, Oregon

    50 Yard Line at the Superbowl

    A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl As she sat down, a man
    came along and asked her if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her.
    "No," she said, "the seat is empty."

    "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
    have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and
    not use it?"

    Somberly, the woman says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I
    was supposed to come here with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first
    Super Bowl we have not been to together since we got married in 1967."

    "Oh I'm sorry to hear that, that's terrible. But couldn't you find
    someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

    The woman shakes her head, "No, they're all at the funeral."
    Jesus was a Woodworker

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    Spitting distance north of Detroit Michigan
    Now there's a real fan!!
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    Vancouver Island, Courtenay/Comox Valley, British Columbia
    That's a good joke. Actually laughed out loud.
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    Plainwell, Michigan
    YEP that one be funny

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    Amherst, New Hampshire
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    somewhere east of Queen Creek, AZ - South East of Phoenix
    Reminds me of the golf Joke. Seems that the same group always played together on Sat. Morn. While playing one Saturday morn a funeral procession drove by the golf course as they were teeing off. The fellow about to Tee off stood back from the ball removed his hat and placed it over his heart. His fellow players were so impress that as soon as he put his hat back on one of them said "well Charlie, that was really nice of you showing respect like that" to which Charlie replied "it was the least I could due, we were married for 36 years"
    "There’s a lot of work being done today that doesn’t have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesn’t have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
    The Pessimist complains about the wind; The Optimist expects it to change;The Realist adjusts the sails.~ William Arthur Ward

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    Amherst, New Hampshire
    another good one
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