50 Yard Line at the Superbowl

Dan Mooney

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A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl As she sat down, a man
came along and asked her if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her.
"No," she said, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and
not use it?"

Somberly, the woman says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I
was supposed to come here with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first
Super Bowl we have not been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that, that's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The woman shakes her head, "No, they're all at the funeral."
 
Reminds me of the golf Joke. Seems that the same group always played together on Sat. Morn. While playing one Saturday morn a funeral procession drove by the golf course as they were teeing off. The fellow about to Tee off stood back from the ball removed his hat and placed it over his heart. His fellow players were so impress that as soon as he put his hat back on one of them said "well Charlie, that was really nice of you showing respect like that" to which Charlie replied "it was the least I could due, we were married for 36 years"
 
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