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Thread: The Moped and the Ferrari

  1. #1
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    Dec 2008
    Portland, Oregon

    The Moped and the Ferrari

    Another Oldie But Goodie

    An elderly man on a Moped, Looking about 100 years old, Pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.

    The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, ' What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'

    The doctor replies, ' A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars ! '

    ' That's a lot of money,' says the old man. ' Why does it cost so much?'

    ' Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour !

    ' States the doctor proudly.

    The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside ?'

    ' No problem,' replies the doctor.

    So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.

    Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says,

    ' That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped !'

    Just then the light changes, So the doctor decides to show The old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds The speedometer reads 160 mph.

    Suddenly, he notices a dot In his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer !

    He slows down to see what it could be And suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH !

    Something whips by him going much faster !

    ' What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks himself.

    He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph.

    Then, up ahead of him, He sees that it's the old man on the Moped !

    Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, He gives it more gas And passes the Moped at 175 mph And he's feeling pretty good until he looks in his Mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN !

    Astounded by the speed of this old guy, He floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari All the way up to 200 mph.

    Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped Bearing down on him again ! The Ferrari is flat out, And there's nothing he can do !

    Suddenly, the Moped plows Into the back of his Ferrari, Demolishing the rear end.

    The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably The old man is still alive.

    He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, ' I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?'

    The old man whispers, ' Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror '.
    Jesus was a Woodworker

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    Oct 2006
    Tokyo Japan
    Classic, I heard that one as a kid and it was a Corvette
    The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
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    May 2009
    Syracuse, Nebraska
    Another Oldie But Goodie

    I think the original one involved a chariot and a peasant on a donkey.

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    Jul 2009
    Amherst, New Hampshire

    Kind of reminds me of this. Anyone remember it

    Faith, Hope & Charity

  5. #5
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    Dec 2009
    Emporia, KS
    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Gibson View Post

    Kind of reminds me of this. Anyone remember it


  6. #6
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    Dec 2007
    Tellico Plains, Tennessee
    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Gibson View Post

    Kind of reminds me of this. Anyone remember it

    There was even a comic song about the Nash Rambler... something about... how do I get it out of second gear....
    Tellico Plains, TN
    My parents taught me to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder to find any.
    If you go looking for trouble, it will usually find you.


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