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    Joke of the Day

    A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I've been invited to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends to go fishing, for the long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a three-day weekend. And also, would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I'll swing by the house to pick-up my things. Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.”

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.

    Following the long weekend he returns home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

    He says, “Yes! Lots of walleyes, some bass, and a few pike.” "But", he said, "why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas, like I asked you to do?”

    You'll love the answer.

    The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box".
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    well he wont have to worry about getting permission again to go away on long wknd..
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    you got that right Larry!
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    Very good one Steve.
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    That was great
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    Who wears silk pajamas?



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    Now that's funny!
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    I wonder why having a wife like that, one would like going fishing to Canada
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Fusco View Post
    Who wears silk pajamas?



    who wears pajamas???
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