...or have access to employer-provided drugs.
Got this recently, thought I'd pass it along:
From: firstname.lastname@example.org [mailto:email@example.com]
Sent: Friday, February 16, 2007 2:34 PM
Subject: Woodworkers Source Online order #XXXXX has shipped
Good news, Lee! Our highly trained and skilled team of 50 employees has - with great care and attention - selected, packaged and shipped your order XXXXX on this beautiful day, 2/16/2007.
We had a lively celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street where the entire city of Phoenix came out, waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, and patted the UPS driver on the back.
Local TV stations sent in cameras and reporters who asked, "What does Lee DeRaud intend to make with this?" We offered no comment so we wouldn't spoil your surprise. We do hope to see pictures of what you make so we can have another city-wide celebration.
I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at Woodworkers Source. We enjoyed every minute of it, and
your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year". We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to Woodworkers Source!
After you receive your order, we'd love to know what you think: http://www.woodworkerssource.net/myorder/
Craig Haggarton and Crew