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Thread: Luv thy tractor

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    Jan 2011
    Spitting distance north of Detroit Michigan

    Luv thy tractor

    Ralph is passing by Pete's shed one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Pete doing a striptease in front of his old green John Deere tractor.

    "What on earth are you doing Pete?" says Ralph.

    "Good heavens Ralph, ya frightened the life out a me." replies an obviously embarrassed Pete. "Ya see, me and the missus have been having a little trouble in our relationship lately and the marriage counselor suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
    The perception of perfection is perfectly clear to everyone else

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    Feb 2007
    Atlanta, GA

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    Billings Missouri near Springfield Mo
    A Turn N Time
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    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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