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    Friday's Joke

    A Canadian logging company needed to hire another lumberjack, the first guy to apply was a little skinny fellow, who was laughed at by the manager and told to leave.

    "Just give me a chance," the little guy pleaded.

    " Okay," the manager replied, " Grab your axe and cut down that cedar over there,"

    Two minutes later he was back at the managers office, " Trees cut, do I get the job?"

    " I don't believe it, that is so much faster than even my best lumberjack could have done it, where did you learn to use an axe like that ?" the manager inquired.

    " Sahara Forest," the little guy replied.

    " Don't you mean the Sahara Desert," the manager corrected him.

    " Sure that's what they call it now."
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    oh, cynthia, thats an oldie but goodie.

    when people ask me do I have any hobbies, I say yeah, I woodwork and hunt bengal tigers. (and I say it seriously) Their response is there arent any bengal tigers here! and I say, yep, Im good at what I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allen levine View Post
    oh, cynthia, thats an oldie but goodie.

    when people ask me do I have any hobbies, I say yeah, I woodwork and hunt bengal tigers. (and I say it seriously) Their response is there arent any bengal tigers here! and I say, yep, Im good at what I do.
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