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Thread: Florida Senior Citizen Driver

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    ABQ NM

    Florida Senior Citizen Driver

    Blatantly stolen from my buddy Scott over at Woodturner's Resource...

    A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

    Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

    Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

    Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard--I'll let you go."

    The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

    "Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
    When the weird get going, they start their own forum. - Vaughn McMillan

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Central NY State
    An older gentleman pulled out of a service area in Florida alone in his vehicle. Five miles up the the road a state trooper pulled him over.
    "Sir, do you realize you left your wife in the service area?" the trooper asked.

    "Oh, thank goodness" the man said "I thought I was going deaf."

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Amherst, New Hampshire
    Those are great
    Faith, Hope & Charity

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    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Reno, Nv
    Ha!!! I needed that!!
    Your Respiratory Therapist wears Combat boots

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Indianapolis area
    Good ones!


    "Individual commitment to a group effort--that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work."
    Vince Lombardi

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Oceanside, So. Calif. 5 mi. to the ocean
    Reading things like that make me so glad that I have such a wonderful wife. I am sure they are for humor. However, there is an edge to them that indicates that there is trouble out there in "bliss" land.


    First of all you have to be smarter than the machine.

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